Flossing

I just came back from the dentist, and my dentist tells me I need to floss more...because I don't. She tried to entise me to the white threadlike latex by saying "at first, you might bleed and it might be painful...but after a while it doesn't hurt at all." Ummmm....I don't think I would want this woman to create the slogan for Crest floss in the future. Why would I ever want to floss after hearing this? Just some wondrings.

Also, Urban Dictionary defines "flossing" as:
To flaunt expensive merchadise such as Iced-out rollies, Jaguars on Triple Golds, Gem-encrusted Pimp goblets, Huge whops of dank hydro, etc.

I might not know what that means. But.....maybe if she explained it like that, I wouldn't have plaque in my teeth.  :)