Crabby Twins?

There has been some hoopla and commotion in the news lately about people's zodiac signs changing. After some in depth research...and by that I mean a two second search on Google...it has become clear that this whole thing is a misconception and phony. However, if this event was true, I would become a Gemini as opposed to the Cancer I had thought I had grown up as. As a cancer, I am supposed to take roundabout approaches to things, while being a little psychic, battling a bulge for my whole life, and moody, cranky and unpredictable. I can attest to some of these traits in that I don't really like to take conventional means to get something done, which might be a reason for my artistic mind. I take after my father, who has had weight issues, so although I am kind of a rial right now, I might have weight troubles when I'm older. Who knows. If only someone could predict that...oh wait. I do, because I'm totally psychic. False. I don't even know what I'm going to be doing within the next hour....which adds to the unpredictable nature of a classic Cancer. I AM a bit bipolar, meaning I can be so happy and cheerful at one moment and truly "crabby" (hahaha get it?) during another. Oh boy. 

But now, if I compare my classic Cancer traits to a Gemini's I realize that the bipolar and unpredictablitiy is come in again. As most people know, the Gemini symbol is "the twins," which brings back the dual personality trait. Strange, how it still applies to me. More common traits of a Gemini is that they are VERY talkative, the "life of the party," and social and charming to the opposite sex. Who knew? Actually, I feel that I fit more so with the Gemini personality than the crustacean persona I've had thus far. Being italian, and gay, I am rather talkative....even when no one wants to hear it. I also feel, not to "toot my own horn" (well, maybe a little bit), that I am rather charming. I am comfortable with the opposite sex, in fact, most....if not all...my friends are girls. Interesting. Who knew. However, another interesting thing is that classically, Gemini's and Cancer's go VERY well together. Who would've thunk it. So apparently, I would be a perfect person for myself. Let's just make this easier...could I marry myself? Quandary.