Friday, May 13, 2011

ANTM All Stars

The next Season of America's Next Top Model is being called "The All Star Cycle," and when I heard this I thought it was going to be the girls from past cycles who were WRONGLY eliminated and given a second chance.
However, as it turns out, all of those girls are the models with the MOST work in ANTM history, so the ANTM crew decided to bring back the models that were either controversial, drama makers, or just talented. The girls are:
Shannon Stewart: Cycle 1. She made it all the way to the top 2. 
Definitely a major competitor this new cycle

Camille Macdonald: Cycle 2. Complete divaaa. Said in a go-see to a client
"Ummmm...THIS is my SIGNATURE walk at its what is going to make me famous!"

 Brittany Brower: Cycle 4. Known as the PARTY-ER! Extremely beautiful though

Bre Scullark: Cycle 5. Someone stole her gronaloa bars...she got pissssed.
She made it to the top three. Contender indeed.

Lisa D'Amato: Cycle 5. Crazy. Alcoholic. But talented.

Bianca Golden: Cycle 9. Bitch. She kinda was put in jail for beating up Nicki Blonsky...

Dominique Reighard: Cycle 9. I never liked her. Just that.

Isis King: Cycle 11. ANTM's first and only transgender contestant. Tyra help her complete her surgical transformation. A truly touching story.

Sheena Sakai: Cycle 11. I LOVED HER. Sassy. Asian. Gorgeous. 
She looks like Kimora Lee Simmons and could be in the finals.

Allison Harvard: Cycle 12. DEFINITELY a fan favorite. Her eyes are huge, but GORGEOUS. 
She made it to the final two and lost, but will definitely be a main competitor.

Laura Kirkpatrick: Cycle 13. Just a bowl of Southern cuteness. Also made it to the top two.

Angelea Preston: Cycle 14. Ugh. She's back.

Kayla Ferrel: Cycle 15. She's a FIERCE high fashion red haired lesbian. 'Nuff said.

Alexandria Everett: Cycle 16. Bitch.

Those are the girls. HOWEVER, girls that should have been called back...but are too busy WORKING:


From top to bottom: 
Katarzyna Dolinka (should had won. No doubt)
Analiegh Tipton (COMPLETE fan favorite of EVERYONE!)
Joanie Dodds (Stunning. Should've won also.)
Mollie Sue Gondi (Eliminated for lack of personality...who's laughing now?)
Anya Kop (working like NO OTHER)
Chantal Jones (the most gorgeous girl in top-model history)

Sorry for the EXTREMELY LONG POST. But...whatever. You probs won't even read it.

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